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Book Title: كما تحب|
The author of the book: William Shakespeare
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The size of the: 39.20 MB
Edition: الهيئة المصرية العامة للكتاب
Date of issue: 2010
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Read full description of the books كما تحب:Just saw this last night at the Shakespeare Tavern in Atlanta. So, naturally, here's...
As You Like It, abridged:
OLIVER: Hi everyone, I'm Oliver and I'll be your designated jackass for the evening.
ORLANDO: Hey bro! So, remember how you got me to wrestle that unbeatable guy and were all like, "he's so gonna kill you, mwahaha"? Well, I totally kicked his ass AND met this hot chick Rosalind. Man, it's great to be me!
OLIVER: OMG IMMA KEEL YOU!
ROSALIND: Hey Celia, your uncle just banished me for literally no reason. Wanna run away to the forest with me?
CELIA: Sure, why not?
ROSALIND: *turns to audience* HEY, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
AUDIENCE: WOMEN IN DRAG TIME!
ROSALIND: THAT'S RIGHT!
SHAKESPEARE: Man, that shit NEVER gets old.
ORLANDO: OMG I LOVE ROSALIND SO MUCH. I will procede to show it in the dorkiest, most illogical way possible by nailing poems on trees.
ROSALIND/GANYMEDE: Hey there, stranger who I have never seen before! I just so happen to be an awesome love coach! I can help you marry this chick; just pretend that I'm her and always call me Rosalind and make me fall in love with you.
THAT GUY WHO GIVES THE "ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE" SPEECH: All the world's a stage, and...
AUDIENCE: HEY LOOK AMUSING POOR PEOPLE.
THAT GUY WHO GIVES THE "ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE" SPEECH: Dammit.
SILVIUS: OMG I LOVE PHEBE.
PHEBE: I'M A PSYCHO BITCH AND OMG I LOVE GANYMEDE.
ROSALIND: Okay, this is kind of a clusterfuck. Since we've already been nattering on for two and half hours, I'm gonna wrap things up: Phebe, you can't marry me because surprise! I'm a girl, so you have to marry the dorky shepherd you hate. Orlando, I've really been Rosalind the whole time, and why you haven't figured that out yet is really beyond me.
ORLANDA: Rosalind, I find your giant web of lies charming and cute, rather than deceitful and conniving. Let's get married.
OLIVER: Hey everybody, I'm good now!
CELIA: YAY! LET'S GET MARRIED.
ROSALIND: So I guess that pretty much wraps it up, except we're all still banished...
HUMAN DEUS-EX-MACHINA: Good news, everybody! The evil duke suddenly found Jesus and gave up his throne, so now Orlando gets it and everything is just about as perfect as it can possibly be!
THE END. NO, SERIOUSLY.
Read information about the authorWilliam Shakespeare (baptised 26 April 1564) was an English poet and playwright, widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist. He is often called England's national poet and the "Bard of Avon" (or simply "The Bard"). His surviving works consist of 38 plays, 154 sonnets, two long narrative poems, and several other poems. His plays have been translated into every major living language, and are performed more often than those of any other playwright.
Shakespeare was born and raised in Stratford-upon-Avon. Scholars believe that he died on his fifty-second birthday, coinciding with St George’s Day.
At the age of 18 he married Anne Hathaway, who bore him three children: Susanna, and twins Hamnet and Judith. Between 1585 and 1592 he began a successful career in London as an actor, writer, and part owner of the playing company the Lord Chamberlain's Men, later known as the King's Men. He appears to have retired to Stratford around 1613, where he died three years later. Few records of Shakespeare's private life survive, and there has been considerable speculation about such matters as his sexuality, religious beliefs, and whether the works attributed to him were written by others.
Shakespeare produced most of his known work between 1590 and 1613. His early plays were mainly comedies and histories, genres he raised to the peak of sophistication and artistry by the end of the sixteenth century. Next he wrote mainly tragedies until about 1608, including Hamlet, King Lear, and Macbeth, considered some of the finest examples in the English language. In his last phase, he wrote tragicomedies, also known as romances, and collaborated with other playwrights. Many of his plays were published in editions of varying quality and accuracy during his lifetime, and in 1623, two of his former theatrical colleagues published the First Folio, a collected edition of his dramatic works that included all but two of the plays now recognised as Shakespeare's.
Shakespeare was a respected poet and playwright in his own day, but his reputation did not rise to its present heights until the nineteenth century. The Romantics, in particular, acclaimed Shakespeare's genius, and the Victorians hero-worshipped Shakespeare with a reverence that George Bernard Shaw called "bardolatry". In the twentieth century, his work was repeatedly adopted and rediscovered by new movements in scholarship and performance. His plays remain highly popular today and are consistently performed and reinterpreted in diverse cultural and political contexts throughout the world.
According to historians, Shakespeare wrote 37 plays and 154 sonnets throughout the span of his life. Shakespeare's writing average was 1.5 plays a year since he first started writing in 1589. There have been plays and sonnets attributed to Shakespeare that were not authentically written by the great master of language and literature.
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